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I can’t wait to get out of Western New York. There’s nothing for me here.

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andthatsterrible:

It’s a cave, why bother sweeping? Furthermore, you have a butler. Sweeping up bat poop is literally his job.

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

(via thegentlemandothprotest)

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disneypixar:

"There were nine revisions of EVE — nine times where I started completely from scratch and rebuilt the model." —James Bickerstaff, character co-lead

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holonetnews:

HoloNet News Special Report: Journalists Across Galaxy Join Press Corps

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toughpigs:

How Big Bird works.

toughpigs:

How Big Bird works.

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hotel-job:

GUEST: Where can I buy subway tokens?
CONCIERGE: The subway now uses a MetroCard, which you can buy at machines right in the station.
GUEST: But where do we get the tokens?
CONCIERGE: There are no tokens anymore. It’s now a swipe card system.
GUEST: I don’t want a swipe card. I want tokens.
CONCIERGE: Like, as a souvenir or gift or something?
GUEST: What? No. To take the subway.
CONCIERGE: The subway no longer uses tokens. You can use a MetroCard.
GUEST: (shakes head) How many times do I have to tell you?! Tokens. To. Kens. Not MetroCard. Tokens. Where can I get TOKENS?!

(We look at each other.)

CONCIERGE: Right in the subway station.
GUEST: THANK you.

(Guest walks outside, hails a taxi.)

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